I wish Professor McGonagall ended all her classes by snapping her fingers, saying “McGonagone” then strutting out.
Jack Sparrow’s way of telling you your hair is ratchet.
That’s Captain Jack Sparrow you uneducated shit
The baseball one is magical. Literally.
we found love in a mildly disappointing place
now you’re just somebody that i know by first name
tonight, we are average age
i walk this fairly populated road
carry on my adequately well-adjusted son
baby it’s mildly frigid outside
Don’t stop acknowledging
Nothing quite irks me like Lol with a capital L.
just never capitalize! lol
Okay I found what bothers me more than Lol