Haloo!

harrypottersmum:

I wish Professor McGonagall ended all her classes by snapping her fingers, saying “McGonagone” then strutting out.

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sons-714-native:

Shittin on em!! Much respect

(Source: sexyyuglyy)

elysian-serendipity:

touchmeslowly:

Jack Sparrow’s way of telling you your hair is ratchet.

That’s Captain Jack Sparrow you uneducated shit

(Source: hayleyfromparamore, via omnomnomrainbows)

pixiesurelovesthatlokifella:

jamiedole:

dailydot:

Quidditching! Slightly less embarrassing than planking.

COOL!

The baseball one is magical. Literally.

(via omnomnomrainbows)

darrencrisscrosschrist:

guceubcuesu:

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jensensparkles:

adrimnzr:

ruffalowildwings:

lilcalcifer:

we found love in a mildly disappointing place

now you’re just somebody that i know by first name

tonight, we are average age

i walk this fairly populated road

carry on my adequately well-adjusted son

baby it’s mildly frigid outside 

Don’t stop acknowledging

(Source: inkse)

pizzaforpresident:

yolanswag:

pizzaforpresident:

Nothing quite irks me like Lol with a capital L.

just never capitalize! lol

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Okay I found what bothers me more than Lol

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darrynek:

the nominees are

• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

• adele

(Source: darrynek, via darrencrisscrosschrist)